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17 September 2016

FINE GIRL NO ACTION.

Fine Girl No Action

 

I was lounging in my sitting room on this lazy Saturday morning when my cousin breezed in with this beautiful damsel, his new girlfriend. After formally introducing her, I couldn’t help but notice her statistics, very impressive I must say.

My cousin is a certified player; only 33yrs old but I swear, e don do pass me. When I was in the world, Kai, did I have my fill of very beautiful women: when men were men, no be now wey we dey go night vigil before we can get a hard-on. Who say old age na good thing.

Yea, I know what you’re thinking….

Men are often thought of as visual creatures. You can’t blame us for being superficial when it’s hardwired into our brains, can you? That’s what we say, at least, as a defense, because most of us are defenseless when faced with an incredibly beautiful woman; but as old solider concerned, I have A1 in holding body, wetin Oyinbo people call discipline.

Back to my cousin, his babe excused herself at some point to use the washroom, as I fired the first shot by congratulating him on a very beautiful catch, come and see heavy complaints, he started telling me all that was wrong with his girl. Haba, they have only dated for just three months! “Uncle Charly, she is only a fine face o, she can’t cook, she can’t f..k, all she’s good for is this kinda comment I get every time and everywhere I go with her but na dat one I go chop? Infact, I’m not sure I will be with her for long”, he murmured bitterly.

What do I say to all of that?

I have learnt from experience that out of the hundreds of very beautiful and pretty women I dated when I was in the world, most of them really were nothing to write home about when it came to bedmatics. My cousin’s statement therefore was only reaffirming what I have known all along. I know this is a theory many guys would love to argue out with me, but, hey, it’s just my personal opinion. Most pretty faces out there are not great lovers at all.

 

You see, the world does a great job of constantly reminding pretty, beautiful, fine women how hot they are. Yes, she’s heard it before. She’s probably been hearing it continuously since she was 12yrs old and this can have a number of effects on a woman. A particular effect is that she might have an inflated ego, thinking she’s all of that, hence no need for her to make extra effort at being proficient in the bedroom department. So so wrong. She may not realize it until she’s way into a relationship, but there’s no mistaking someone who is totally certain she’s got everyone around her sucking up to her including you.

As a result, some of them become lazy, uninteresting f…k. Yes o.

I also understand that some of them hold back a lot by being inexpressive so that some of us don’t think that they are ashawo’s. For some others, they were raised to feel its loose behaviour and taboo for them to even WANT sex, let alone ENJOY it. It’s no wonder they just lay there.

So ladies, it’s time to find out from your man if you meet all the bedroom requirement, especially if he knows what he is doing too. Even if you’re not a rock star in bed, work it out with your man so you both can find each other’s G-Spot.

Hopefully guys, when you finally get a chick who is a killer in bed,  please don’t get stuck like so many other guys do, being haunted by how many people have watered her garden; just kick back and enjoy it and don’t get caught up on wondering how or where she learned the skills from.

And for women, find men who can enjoy sex with you without being intimidated or overwhelmed by a woman who knows what she’s doing.

Sex and sexuality is a serious matter.

It doesn’t matter who chooses to be on top or under, whatever you do, just be on top of your game, make memorable screws, ones that leave your man thoroughly pleasured all the time; no just be fine girl with no action.

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9 Responses

  1. Davidson

    Oga Charlie, am a Nigerian living in Italy I called you once but you were busy with an interview unfortunately I lost my phone and your number with it. I used to think I was the only enlightened person while I was in Nigeria because of my way of reasoning which is in line with yours. I have been labelled d devil’s advocate with the way I think and my opinion on certain issues, but hey fuck them. Pls send me your number. Mine is +393886338235 we have to talk. You have always been my idol.

  2. osita

    Oga charly, weldone sir. Anytime I see your article i’m in a hurry to read coz there is always sometin 2 learn…u r just so versatile and I envy you and ur thought. would be grateful if u can post articles on daily basis……you are the Boss

  3. peiusix@yahoo.com

    Always love to read ur write ups, I must confess am one of those pretty no action babe on bed ,almost thought you were writing about me. l have a serious problem when it comes to sex, I feel cheated by nature cos sex is one thing that hardly cross my mind. I don go see doctor sotee I taya for the mata a friend advice me to watch adult films with my husband but the thing is I get horny and with just one round of sex am OK and sex won’t cross my mind again for months and my hubby keep complaining. Am moved to ask for advice from u cos I know you’ve got wealth of experience and as senior man wey u bi (Area fada) abeg save my marriage cos am almost losing my man . u can write me on peiusix@yahoo.com thank u

  4. ebele daike

    So much love this article, as for me I don’t really have to hide anything, sex is meant to be fun and enjoyable, to release the stress and tension of this life

  5. ebele daike

    So much love this article, as for me I don’t really have to hide anything, sex is meant to be fun and enjoyable, to release the stress and tension of this life. U live life but once so I rather be playful,romance and every other bedmatics than dull myself

  6. ebele

    So much love this article, as for me I don’t really have to hide anything, sex is meant to be fun and enjoyable, to release the stress and tension of this life. U live life but once so I rather be playful,romance and every other bedmatics with my man than dull myself

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